>> "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year old. "You Always feel >> like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and >> nothing comes out!" >> "Ah, that's nothing", said the 70 year old. "When you're seventy, you >> don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you >> sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!" >> "Actually," said the 80 year old, "eighty is the worst age of all." >> "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60 year old. >> "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a race horse on >> a flat rock, no problem at all." >> "Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" >> "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." >> With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this >> straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. >> So what's so tough about being 80?" >> "I don't wake up until 7:00.."
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