"Get the Quarterback" A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What on earth do you mean???" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
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